SPorts in America has become our political stage of the 21 st century. The personalities who play the game are now our society moral standard bearers. 

We have become so bankrupt of decency within our selves, we've  allowed the  ruling class  decadence to filter into most of our outlook. It seems the effort of President Thomas Jefferson to keep the English Royalty's innate desire for low and wasteful immorality, dishonesty and indecency, stay on the other side,  in Great Britian among the Monarchy; by establishing a top quality Nation with top quality citizens, called  United States America is slipping away.

The only place we are now asked to look for these quality persons are amongst sports and games personalities.  The Great Super power , like US , cannot find people who are public officials and religious leaders to hold up the invisible banner, that reads ," I am your servant and will serve with you, as I love you" .

So in its place, we over examine and over analyse the athletes who never pledged to guide us or lead us, but simply to  entertain us as best as they could.

Suddenly we want to beat up on the athlete, the black athlete no doubt. Have you ever heard of anyone being arrested for dogfighting that is a well known personality?? Why has'nt there been continous raids on these Rings of dog brutality?

Barry Bonds was forced to carry the banner of social honesty  on his barrelled chest , during a dishonest scandal to deny him the opportunity to break Baseball's Home Run record. This was happenning in the midst of the US congress investigations into our Presidential White House blatant and continous dishonesty at all levels and in most issues they handled.

Then as Tiger Woods is heading down the home stretch towards another sports record, suddenly out of the blazing sun , like a wood termite, emerged..........   from within the heart of the Trailer Park nation, in the county of Hillsborough, Tampa;....... Beer'brain- dead' Woody Austin made his presence  felt at the  Press Podium. Mr. Woody wants the same respect that we give El Tigre'... the King of Golf.

He would like to get the same round of applause Tiger Woods generates because he could make the same shots with the same success if not for his beer ravished nerves.  But why would Woody make such a statement, a guy we have not heard of before , not even once in Tiger's 13 Major Golf championships have we heard of WOODY AUSTIN.

We have heard of John Daly, BobTway, Tom Kite, Tom Watson, Corey Pavin,Chad Campbell even Graeme  Storm. Sometimes we fall in love with Billy Mayfair and Bubba Watson, but the first thing we get to know about Woody Austin, the golfer,  is that he has a wooden brain.

But why, is the question, would Woody want to promote his golf talent thru reckless comments befitting of a moron. Is the uneducated and mindless now allowed to walk around with  bags of clubs and into Country Clubs.  I always thought that the country club was where the high and mighty thinkers and owners of industry and  commerce and women haters would recreate. Apart from unrepentant racism, I thought these were the conditions that prevented black folks from being members .

Taking a deeper look into the environment that created the analysis and comments by backwoods Woody.   I think it was  his wife who lit the fire of stupidity that caught his brains  ablaze. She may  have innocently,  said to him in her best trailer park  accent, "Hey woody, how come you can't beat that black fella, in the red shirt". He might have answered very innocently..." Who do you  mean  Tiger Woods... he is the best player in the world". 

 Her response may  have hit a switch in the wood filled cranium of Mr. Austin. Because he jumped when she said,  "who that black "negro" is the Champion, that is why I like old days, because no black man would have  been  allowed to walk around  with clubs swinging them like that, he would have been arrested for looking at a white woman."  Then Ms Woody Austin added unsmilingly, even if he won, they , in the good old south , would have found some way to disqualify him. 

So, she insisted, "  Mr. Woodshed , my husband, you can beat him, I  have seen you making all those great shots like he does , yet they give him more applause than they give you. Finally she capped it off with a steroid-like energy injection , Woody Austin she screamed, I am tired of living like  white trash..... you got to do better, you are White".  Then on the coronation Sunday for Tiger Woods the 13th, Woody Austin began spitting out wood chips, saw dust, mulch and other splinters at the Press Conference on International TV.

This I must confess in Tampa,  there might have been others ways Mr.Austin might have been influenced , such as, amongst his friends, in   one of those Sports Bars that refuse to show golf, particularly when Tiger Woods is pumping his fists destroying their senseless myths one after the other.