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Said there are special personal look back, sometimes not face above a certain saw things.
One day he went shopping to buy strainer, just to have a roadside stall in the pock, it came up: "How much colander?"
Asako very angry,warhammer power leveling he spit a mouthful.
He felt his face wet Hu Hu, a major contributing factor has been, said: "Oh, not a colander, sprinkling can be ah!" |
Posted: 5:07 PM, 12/1/2008 |
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| The groom: "I told her whispering that she is not across the head, but raised his thigh?"
The patient asked: "Doctor, can you give me some medicine to become smarter?"
Doctor some medicine, he should come back next week. A week later,warhammer money the patient came again to ask: "Doctor, I feel that they become more intelligent."
Doctors also had the same drug, about his return next week. Patients also did turn up had come, he said: "I do not know that they are now a little wiser, I just want to ask the doctor, you give me the medicine is not an ordinary sugar."
The doctor replied: "You finally become a more clever."
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Posted: 4:58 PM, 11/28/2008 |
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There are individual tourists to Scotland, to come to Loch Ness, hoping to see well-known lake in the world
Monster. "Monster is generally occur at any time?" He asked,warhammer accounts to a wizard.
The answer is: "The general is in your drink cup 5 Scotch Whiskey, the Loch Ness monster
Emerged. " |
Posted: 4:55 PM, 11/27/2008 |
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| Two hunters into the woods hunting, one of the hunters slipped and fell down, Potentilla eyes, appears to have stopped breathing. Hunter quickly come up with another phone call to emergency call. Cool operator, said: "The first step, warhammer gold first determine your friends are dead." As a result, the telephone operator heard a gunshot and then heard the hunters went on: "The second step how to do?" |
Posted: 5:13 PM, 11/26/2008 |
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A woman has been water-flowering, and finally one day she wants to get married, get married before she came to the hospital for gynecological doctor, said: "My future husband was a careful, he may have to check whether or not I was a virgin, warhammer money what else can they do it? " The doctor would like for a long time, all of a sudden you take the thigh, said: "There are ways, to do ear transplants." Very successful operation, not a bridal chamber of the night without any problems. However, a few days later the groom went to hospital but doctors said the bride had the disease ashamed to tell. The bride askedthe doctor what symptoms
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Posted: 4:44 PM, 11/25/2008 |
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Meimei have a strong admiration for a body of a young orchestra's chief violinist. Albert put together a speech, Meimei came to power rush and flowers dating violinist,wow accounts violinist Meimei was attracted by the beauty, listen to the beauty of self-presentation is also performing artists, they agreed to the appointment. Huaqianyuexia, the beauty of the violinist said: "We are performing artists, is born of a pair."
Violinist: "You are a singer or a dancer?" Meimei: "I three-film actor." After listening to violinist anger Wowo ring teeth: "You are the cheat! Stained art that you should not" wronged beauty and Said: "I did not lie to you, I was the act of performing arts." |
Posted: 5:03 PM, 11/24/2008 |
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| Oil well fire, the manager called the fire brigade, but because of too much fire, firefighters can not close, only 2000 feet away from the activities. Company administrators requested an amateur at this time has come to the fire brigade, fire engines chug chug has been courageously to open fire only 50 feet away from where it stopped, warhammer online gold and firefighters quickly grabbed water, hands-on fire soon To fight the fire. The next day the manager to fire this time made a 2000 yuan prize money. The captain was asked, how 2000 yuan? The captain replied without hesitation: "First there was the need for the fire engines to repair the brake. Zhen Tama's hell, almost yesterday, we go to the fire!"
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Posted: 5:19 PM, 11/22/2008 |
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Minister of Science and Technology in a country office, he also applied scientific research. He caught a fly by hand, pulling out its two forelegs and order, said: "Fly! Fly!" Flies a gallop. Minister later also caught it, pull it out in the middle of the two legs and an order: "Fly! Fly!" Lame a few flies and were driven off. Minister to come back again to catch it, pull it out of the remaining two legs.warhammer gold "Fly! Fly!" Flies on the table about the rotation, Ong's flying out again. Later, the Minister of its wings on the right side pull out, "Fly! Fly!" Flies in the fighting around the table, not to fly.
As a result, the Minister of Science and Technology with satisfaction that the study concluded that: "The hearing is to fly on its wings on the right side
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Posted: 4:08 AM, 11/21/2008 |
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| Wei Lusi only on the day of the death of the Archons. Cicero the Roman Republic for the elderly and distinguished officials of the death of the deep, and thus think of ancient Rome, the administration increasingly Shuaitui. And therefore he seized the opportunity to play on Laiweilusi's death. On one occasion, warhammer gold he is not without irony: "We have always had an awareness of the Captains Regent, in his term of office, not even slept in a sleep." But it was dissatisfied with the attitude of Cicero, they argue that Laiweilusi in life, he's not even a courtesy call on had not. Cicero did not blame this on, he said: "Who said I did not call on him? I have to go visit him, unexpectedly, I would go further and more quickly than death." |
Posted: 4:28 PM, 11/20/2008 |
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| County to county meeting in the morning rush, but hit a few drivers from paging or not, it will be outside the Lan Che,wow accounts by a happy coincidence, early in the morning, the car has not only come a tractor, the fear of misuse of the county Meeting, they stopped to let a tractor to the county government, but the farmers did not know the county, impartial give up one's seat, driving a tractor away. Within a short while, a car drive up and criticized the county can not attend to the driver, just the thing to say after he let up as soon as possible in front of the tractor, stopped, the driver of the farmers, how do you say to the county so rude, farmers As soon as possible love apology to pay county, a county Baishou: "tractor,warhammer gold I Jiubu Xin me a magistrate even tractors are not sitting on!" As a result, county tractor sitting in the county government meeting, the story also immediately Chuan All over the county |
Posted: 5:08 PM, 11/19/2008 |
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Dazao day, heard the sound of firecrackers, I do not know Who opened a small theater. On the first day showing of a son, ad wrote,warhammer gold "the seven men and one woman's story," and there is: a nameless beauty collapsed and seven men forcibly dragged into the forest; wait for the beauty sleep ... ... people are very attractive one by one Admission tickets. Wait until the screening of the film, the big-screen "Snow White" and the public angrily left.
Again the next day people pass by a small theater, see changes in advertising. Ad wrote, "the seven men and one woman's story," and there is: a beautiful flowery and seven of the men a few days like a stormy sea of ecstasy (not "Snow White"). The people feel more attractive than last, and that is not "Snow White" Suiyou admission tickets,wow power leveling resulting in large-screen "Eight Immortals crossing the sea"! |
Posted: 5:05 AM, 11/18/2008 |
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| One lady had just moved to new home, is to clean up the house. A person knocked at the door: "Madam, you have to hire a balcony cleaning the windows?" "Yes, you Quca it." Within a short while, someone knocked at the door: "Madam, warhammer gold you would also like to rub people's balcony The window? "" No, No. You have to have a peer in wiping it. "" I'm that person, I just fell from the balcony went to!!! " |
Posted: 4:33 PM, 11/17/2008 |
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A smart businessman with two bags of garlic, camels, the journey all the way to a distant Arab region. Where people have never seen garlic,runescape accounts but can not think of the world's Zheyao also taste good, they use the most enthusiastic manner in honor of the smart businessman, parting with him to send two bags of gold as a reward.
Another smart businessman heard about the case, the heart can not help it, he would like to: green is not a good taste of what. As a result, he came with two bags of green onions that. Where people have not seen the same green onions, green onions and even feel the taste of garlic than taste even better! They are more of the hospitality business, and agreed that, far from gold to express their guests who come all the way from the gratitude. warhammer gold After repeated discussions, they decided to send their friend and two bags of garlic! |
Posted: 5:16 PM, 11/10/2008 |
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Ophthalmologists looked at the patient's left eye, confidently said: "Obviously, this is not just eye disease, it reflects your nervous system, liver, heart and circulatory diseases are,warhammer money therefore, I think you need -- - "" Wait, wait! "The patient shouted:" You should probably look at my right eye now? My left eye is false, no more than a glass ball. "
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Posted: 4:40 AM, 11/8/2008 |
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| A Western countries to recruit volunteers for an ad wrote: "you participate in the paratroopers, warhammer power leveling jumping from the plane not to cross the road is dangerous." Some people in the ad above wrote: "I am willing to take part, the Office of conscription in the road Opposite. "
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Posted: 5:08 PM, 11/7/2008 |
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| In Rio de Janeiro, sitting in a taxi, the driver asked the foreign visitors: "I have heard, here you open the driver's car to an alarming speed,runescape gold but rarely have an accident. What is the reason?" "It's very simple." The driver said, "We are here not high technology has long been the driver of a car accident in which the dead." |
Posted: 4:42 PM, 11/3/2008 |
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One day, Zhu Ha preaching in the mosque, has suddenly found that people listening on the Side, warhammer gold said: "Muslims! You should
When thank God, because God did not let the camel long wings. "
We asked: "Why?"
Zhu Ha said: "If the camel has long wings, it will be flying, while the roof fell in, while stopped at the wall
, The weight back wall collapsed house, would you give crushed by the. " |
Posted: 5:43 AM, 10/28/2008 |
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July more than his wife pregnant, and when the summer and thus more visible outline of the abdomen. Day out for a walk after dinner downstairs, warhammer gold the upstairs family of three living just to go home. Left in the past, I heard the little boy (two-year-old) to his mother: "Mom, Aunt Tai Bao eat!" |
Posted: 4:14 PM, 10/27/2008 |
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A person no matter what car seat, against all the windows.
One day to go fly,warhammer online gold get boarding pass when he wanted to say with Miss by a window, said Miss gone.
Check-in, he just find a window seat sat down, all of a sudden to a person, he said: "This is my seat."
He said: "I like this seat, I was not!"
That man begging, to no avail, so very angry and said: "Well, you have to open the plane!"
U-turn and run! |
Posted: 5:21 PM, 10/25/2008 |
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Shu Wang prepared a surprise attack granaries, then, Minister of Rat who will have to offer advice and suggestions.
"King,warhammer online gold Elvis Congress intervene in the matter, I think we should do a good job of measures to deal with." Playing a rat, General Road.
"You do not know ah, the cat had to send me to eat bread, and bread in each of the years I have put a 'tetramine'!!"
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Posted: 5:24 AM, 10/24/2008 |
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